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Danny Magnolia

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"I was born and raised in Fruitland Idaho. That's the story I'm sticking to. Gotta problem with that?!"

At the age of eighteen Danny Magnolia received an A&P license from the Federal Aviation Administration. He moved to California to fix airplanes for a major airline. After seventeen years of faithful service he was laid off. The airlines woes were blamed on September eleventh.

While reflecting upon his life he realized what a comedy it was.

Finding himself unemployed and living in a trailer in Boise, Idaho, he started building an auto restoration web site and returned to school. He graduated from BSU in May of 2005 with a 3.952 GPA in electronics. He achieved a B on a final in the last class of the last semester, ruining his 4.0. Once again reinforcing his can't-catch-a-break attitude.

"In February of 2005, I finally put my balls in a wheel barrow and got on stage". Beneath a double-breasted suit, his systematic style and commanding stage presence is intriguing. With an edgy jaded east coast attitude crowds have chuckled, giggled and exploded with laughter.

In December of 2005 he started restoring a 1968 Firebird via a web cam. The restoration is now completed. He plans on driving the car around the country doing standup comedy while producing an indie film about his pathetic life. The car is set up to be raffled off in the end. GTCO Route

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