born and raised in Fruitland Idaho. That's the story I'm sticking
to. Gotta problem with that?!"
At the age
of eighteen Danny Magnolia received an A&P license from the
Federal Aviation Administration. He moved to California to fix airplanes
for a major airline. After seventeen years of faithful service he
was laid off. The airlines woes were blamed on September eleventh.
upon his life he realized what a comedy it was.
unemployed and living in a trailer in Boise, Idaho, he started building
an auto restoration web site and returned to school. He graduated
from BSU in May of 2005 with a 3.952 GPA in electronics. He achieved
a B on a final in the last class of the last semester, ruining his
4.0. Once again reinforcing his can't-catch-a-break attitude.
of 2005, I finally put my balls in a wheel barrow and got on stage".
Beneath a double-breasted suit, his systematic style and commanding
stage presence is intriguing. With an edgy jaded east coast attitude
crowds have chuckled, giggled and exploded with laughter.
of 2005 he started restoring a 1968 Firebird via a web cam. The
restoration is now completed. He plans on driving the car around
the country doing standup comedy while producing an indie film about
his pathetic life. The car is set up to be raffled off in the end.